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I had the first sitting for my new tattoo yesterday! It's a trio of medieval-style dolphins (back when they thought dolphins were fish) on my upper arm, hopefully the beginnings of a deep sea themed sleeve. Depending on how I feel I may post the art later, although I've become leery of posting my tattoo art on the 'net (tattoo thieves are a bitch). Right now it's just the lineart, I'll probably have one or two more sittings before it's done. I must admit though, unlike the two I've got on my back, this one actually hurt a bit (especially closer to my armpit, that was no fun). I'm wondering how much worse it'll feel when the color gets added. Ah well, I'd rather take a few hours of discomfort for something awesome that I'll have the rest of my unnatural life.
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Holy shit dude, long time no... chat. How you doing?
Long story short on what I've been doing... I'm living in Chicagoland, working as a graphic designer at a small advertising company. It's not very glamorous, but it pays for rent. What about you?
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"Will someone come save us from this storyline of mass destruction? Will they stay when they see what we have done just to be free?"
meep, beep, boop. Merry Christmas and what not. I hope it was a lovely one. mine was, I got engaged, to Kyle he's so fluffy aw. Did you get anything good?
Congrats!! You guys pick a date yet? Planning anything crazy for the wedding?
I had a nice holiday with Peter and his family. I like his family, they're not insane like mine. Or should I say, they're insane in a better way. Peter got me a Kitchenaid mixer so I won't break my arm making tasty snacks. God I'm a bloody homemaker.
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"Will someone come save us from this storyline of mass destruction? Will they stay when they see what we have done just to be free?"
We have not picked a date yet, though we are looking at Thanksgiving weekend 2010 for the wedding itself and then Dec. 11th for the reception in IN. As you may have noticed 2010 is still a ways off, so no big hurry. We shall see, We shall see. Anything else interesting?
Well it sounds like you'll have plenty of time to plan out the pirate wedding of your dreams Although I say you should really consider a ninja or viking wedding. Maybe a pirate ninja viking wedding.
As far as anything exciting in my little world... I got a jury summons the other day, for the 30th. Booo. I'm hoping my hot pink hair and septum piercing (or at least the hair) will get me sent home. If that doesn't work, then maybe professing my views on the death penalty might do it. Who knows. Other than that, I got a nice refund from Firestone for months of shotty work they did on my car to fix a problem they caused in the first place. Other than that I'm just dealing with the mounds of snow up here. We got at least 10 inches the other night and we're getting another 8 inches in a couple days. Yay lake effect snow. Although it's really quite cute to see our dog shoulder deep in a snow drift. You guys getting much snow? I'm betting it's downright tropical in your neck of the woods compared to here.
So other than planning marital bliss, got any good plans for the new year?
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"Will someone come save us from this storyline of mass destruction? Will they stay when they see what we have done just to be free?"
Nar, no plans. I just got changed from half time pre-school teacher to full time and I think I might flip out and kill some small child. We'll see. Also, Kyle's grandfather is not doing well so we may use the wedding up an entire year, we have until mid February to decide...so that is stressful too, hurray life! Deep breaths, how about you? Anyfing very interesting?
-- I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. -- "Me? What am I? Me? Me? Me? I'm ARAB!" =deviant-ARAB -- "Kuwait-a-minute!"
Nice gallery btw.
Long story short on what I've been doing... I'm living in Chicagoland, working as a graphic designer at a small advertising company. It's not very glamorous, but it pays for rent. What about you?
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"Will someone come save us from this storyline of mass destruction? Will they stay when they see what we have done just to be free?"
-Johnny Hollow, "Superhero"
I had a nice holiday with Peter and his family. I like his family, they're not insane like mine. Or should I say, they're insane in a better way. Peter got me a Kitchenaid mixer so I won't break my arm making tasty snacks. God I'm a bloody homemaker.
--
"Will someone come save us from this storyline of mass destruction? Will they stay when they see what we have done just to be free?"
-Johnny Hollow, "Superhero"
We have not picked a date yet, though we are looking at Thanksgiving weekend 2010 for the wedding itself and then Dec. 11th for the reception in IN. As you may have noticed 2010 is still a ways off, so no big hurry. We shall see, We shall see. Anything else interesting?
As far as anything exciting in my little world... I got a jury summons the other day, for the 30th. Booo. I'm hoping my hot pink hair and septum piercing (or at least the hair) will get me sent home. If that doesn't work, then maybe professing my views on the death penalty might do it. Who knows. Other than that, I got a nice refund from Firestone for months of shotty work they did on my car to fix a problem they caused in the first place. Other than that I'm just dealing with the mounds of snow up here. We got at least 10 inches the other night and we're getting another 8 inches in a couple days. Yay lake effect snow. Although it's really quite cute to see our dog shoulder deep in a snow drift. You guys getting much snow? I'm betting it's downright tropical in your neck of the woods compared to here.
So other than planning marital bliss, got any good plans for the new year?
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"Will someone come save us from this storyline of mass destruction? Will they stay when they see what we have done just to be free?"
-Johnny Hollow, "Superhero"
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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
--
"Me? What am I? Me? Me? Me? I'm ARAB!" =deviant-ARAB
--
"Kuwait-a-minute!"
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